when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
