Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I booty called her while she was in labor.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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