I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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