You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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