ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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