its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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