he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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