Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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