I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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