I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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