I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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