Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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