youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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