College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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