Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?