I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek