I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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