i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
he wants to bone in the snuggie
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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