If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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