I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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