respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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