In the future we'll all be gay
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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