They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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