A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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