This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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