so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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