Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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