I think I am morally bankrupt
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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