Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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