Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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