It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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