the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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