Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize
