yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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