She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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