Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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