I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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