Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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