So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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