Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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