Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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