I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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