I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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