You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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