What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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