Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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