I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it was like eating out sand paper
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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