You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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