we're blogging at a bar
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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