just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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