That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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