Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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