I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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