Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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