I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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