How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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