She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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