Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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